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cryaotic:

therewasaleaf:

Well I guess it’s not my imagination. I just went to his channel and pardon my French, but holy fucking shit is it sexier than I thought.

Great, another YouTuber to obsess over.

You hear that guys?

I’m

 

Haha, Cry, you’re too much. XD

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A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife then called the police, and the police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: the wife claims she was asleep, the cook was cooking breakfast, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail and the butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it?

IT WAS THE MAID BRO. MAIL DOESN’T COME ON SUNDAY! Can I get a “what what?!!?!??”

(Source: peetalongbottom, via trenzawar)

Filed under like a boss

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timelordparadise:

drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise

At first I was like “Why is the Bandaid man doing this to her?” Then it hit me like a smack on the back.

You know how some people in this world cut themselves because they want to, you know, off themselves? Well, in this case, the bandaid took it the wrong way; he thought she was trying to hurt herself. But what happened, as you know, is that she actually accidentally cut herself with the scissors. So Bandaid man took it upon himself and did the job for her.

Now, you don’t have to agree with what my interpretation is of this small comic, it’s just my view. :-)

(Source: earthexplodes.com, via divergent-rebel-time-lord)

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w0rstbehavii0r:

heyyitsraniel:

torn-by-dreams:

purple-is-the-new-red:

mcsprankles:

bettycrockersbitch:

debbiemoonpieslaststand:

bile2:

dmthx4:

stop this man

im calling the fucking cops

i have obama on the phone

what

At first, I thought he was just gonna scoop some ice cream onto bread. But then

Seriously how did he figure this out

moosetracks bread

cookies n’ cream bread

strawberry bread

mint chocolate chip bread

our time has come

God bless this man

omg yas

I’m crying because you can literally make this as an ice cream cake.

0____0 wait…

Put ice cream, on the ice cream bread, serve with fruit/whateva

BEST. BAKER. IN. THE. WORLD.

(Source: damionjunior, via divergent-rebel-time-lord)

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hardebeats:

krystil-with-a-k:

tattoosanddrugs:

itty-bitty-babe:

kingforhermione:

lets-get-drunk-and-gamble:

scarred-mistake:

beanpunk-rockerbath:

This is 19 year old Marie Fowler. Her cancer just returned, and has been declared terminal. She’s already in Hospice Care. Her final wish is to meet Kellin Quinn from Sleeping With Sirens. Please, make it happen. Spread the word. This girl deserves it.

SIGNAL BOOST.

The small amount of notes on this post worries me. 
SIGNAL BOOST. LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

COME ON GUYS, IF WE CAN GET A FLUFFY CHICKEN FOR SOMEONE WHY NOT THIS

REBLOG THIS OR ELSE

imagine it’s you

imagine it’s you or someone you love

Rest in peace, Marie. <3

hardebeats:

krystil-with-a-k:

tattoosanddrugs:

itty-bitty-babe:

kingforhermione:

lets-get-drunk-and-gamble:

scarred-mistake:

beanpunk-rockerbath:

This is 19 year old Marie Fowler. Her cancer just returned, and has been declared terminal. She’s already in Hospice Care. Her final wish is to meet Kellin Quinn from Sleeping With Sirens. Please, make it happen. Spread the word. This girl deserves it.

SIGNAL BOOST.

The small amount of notes on this post worries me. 

SIGNAL BOOST. LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

COME ON GUYS, IF WE CAN GET A FLUFFY CHICKEN FOR SOMEONE WHY NOT THIS

REBLOG THIS OR ELSE

imagine it’s you

imagine it’s you or someone you love

Rest in peace, Marie. <3

(Source: twentyonestewards, via divergent-rebel-time-lord)